Russian Murderer and Cannibal Released to Fight in Ukraine
Russian Murderer and Cannibal Released to Fight in Ukraine
A Russian murderer and cannibal has been released to fight in Ukraine, the Agentstvo media outlet reported Thursday.
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Imagine being in this guy’s regiment.
‘Hello comrade, what brings you to us?’
‘Nothing much, murdered a few people. Ate someone, you know.’
20 0 Reply...as one does.
12 1 Reply'Vell you know. Ve arrre alrrready murrrderrr the people. Ve don't have enough rrrations, so, many of us have alrrready eat the people. Welcome to front line comrade'
4 2 ReplyWhy does that sound so familiar to me?
Was that or something very similar said in a TV show at some point?
2 0 ReplyI don’t think so, I thought I just made it up unless I subconsciously copied it by accident.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
3 0 ReplyI think it triggered my memory of Jake's cellmate in Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Who is a cannibal and very blasée about it.
5 1 Reply