Why eggs are selling for over $9 a dozen in some places—and when prices are expected to drop
Why eggs are selling for over $9 a dozen in some places—and when prices are expected to drop
Avian flu has caused an egg shortage, driving prices to over $9 a dozen in some stores.
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Hah. You’d like that.
You literally asked me for a date so you could buy champagne. I'm offering to give it to you. Do you want it or not?
Feel free to give me your address so I know where to send the flowers.
Sure, but I'll still need an email contact.
Do you want the date and the address or not?
Why did you ask me if you don't actually want to know?
It’s a real account…
It's a real account you won't remember to check in four years.
Again, why did you ask me if you didn't want to know?
Edit: I just checked, Proton shuts down accounts without activity after 12 months. Do you want to know or not?
I have an email client that regularly checks for mail on dozens of throwaway accounts, I have never “lost” a proton account. I will add that to the list right now.
Do you have a flower preference? Maybe something morbid, like a skull vase and black carnations?
I love how it has hair.
You're lying and I'm not sure why. You seem to think I'll feel bad that you're pretending to want to celebrate my death when I actually do want people to celebrate my death and I'm giving you the opportunity. I'm also not sure why you're lying about spending money on me as if anything I ever did, including dying, would be worth buying something on my behalf.
I want you to celebrate my death and I'm giving you the opportunity.
Do you think I would want to die if I didn't want people happy about it?
Take the opportunity.
I promise that if I am notified of your death and am provided with an address for which to mail flowers, I will send them. There are plenty of reasonably priced flower delivery services. Although, they don’t have that wicked skull vase with the hair.
I will also buy a bottle of champagne and think of you while I drink it. It’s hardly expensive, and I don’t really need much of a reason to drink.