Four years if all goes according to plan. Would you like to send me your email contact information so I can give you an exact date when we have it figured out? I'll be happy to.
I have an email client that regularly checks for mail on dozens of throwaway accounts, I have never “lost” a proton account. I will add that to the list right now.
Do you have a flower preference? Maybe something morbid, like a skull vase and black carnations?
You're lying and I'm not sure why. You seem to think I'll feel bad that you're pretending to want to celebrate my death when I actually do want people to celebrate my death and I'm giving you the opportunity. I'm also not sure why you're lying about spending money on me as if anything I ever did, including dying, would be worth buying something on my behalf.
I want you to celebrate my death and I'm giving you the opportunity.
Do you think I would want to die if I didn't want people happy about it?