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We need ranch stat
You and OP should keep in mind for all of our sakes that France is a nuclear-armed state.
Seriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.
puts ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
But first they'll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt
Then dips it in soy sauce
But they are le tired...
Ok, take a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!
I'll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.
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