No. That would be stupid. You would leave the country before you had to do that. I don’t think you’re a monster. But if you couldn’t leave the country… I don’t have much faith that you would do anything about it, based on every single thing you have said.
Ironically, I’m a fan of socks. I have fun socks, serious socks, sporty socks, Christmas socks, Halloween socks, Harry Potter socks for some reason. Just… lots of socks. Tell someone you like socks once, and that’s all they give you.
I will never ever go barefoot. You can take a pair or take twenty pairs. My drawer overflows, and will never be empty.