Oh I'm keeping my nose out of it. But it doesn't mean I will stop ridiculing your idiotic obsession with an object that you obviously care more about than the lives of innocent kids.
I can see that the Onion title goes over your head, but I'm not suprised.
Your ignorance on the topic shows. There are hundreds of millions of firearms in the hands of civs here in the states. If we had a gun problem, you'd know about it. We have an issue with our society that helps breed these issues and an inanimate object isn't the root cause of it, but you wouldn't understand this.