Not joking, actually, but congratulations! Lucky lucky.
I'm friends with a poly, 2 chubby bi guys & an even fatter woman. As I said, we're friends, I don't particularly care & we talk. They recently had a baby, we hang out when they're in town.
Yes, your exact personal experiences are always going to be perfectly representative of the norm, well done. 🙄 And they may be friends to you, but you are definitely not friends to them body-shaming them the way you do.