"We Didn't Start the Fire" set at the end of different series?

I spent the morning listening to the Fall Out Boy version of "We Didn't Start the Fire". Since Star Trek in the Kelvin timeline and elsewhere often re-uses songs from our time, I thought it would be hilarious if "We Didn't Start the Fire" ended up being updated every 35 years or so.

So, hit us with your best take on "We Didn't Start the Fire" for the final episode of your favorite Star Trek series!