sooo....

Don't speak

I know just what you're sayin'...
- So please stop explainin'

Lol Dutch lease drivers be like

They'll fix it sometime

Not just that. I mean a 50k+ car that needs ducttape to hold the hood down! Wtf!? 🤣
- I mean I like bashing on Tesla as much as the next guy, but any car can end up like this regardless of price. They probably bumped into something that broke the locking mechanism and this is probably just a temporary solution until they get it replaced.
- *Dutchtape
- Yeah buddy of mine mended his lease car with duct tape. He rear-ended someone at a roundabout at 30 km/h. Couldn't get it fixed quickly, had to wait 3 months for the garage.
- That's a 100k car. It's an S
- All cars break. That’s why they all come with warranties.
- Despite the insistence of a couple generations of shadetree mechanics and even its own manufacturers, the proper nomenclature for the material in question is "duck" tape, not "duct" tape. It was never intended for, and performs very poorly at the task of sealing ducts.
  
  "Duck" is the name of a type of densely woven cotton cloth, treated with wax. The waterproof nature of this cloth is where the name comes from, as duck feathers famously repel water.
  
  The original duck tape was made by applying a pressure sensitive adhesive to strips of duck cloth. Modern variants still use a fabric matrix for strength, but have added a layer of plastic to provide water resistance.

What's the worst that could happen? The bonnet pops up and covers the entire windshield while you're on the highway?

Yes. Could you imagine that happening at highway speed?
- It'd be even weirder if it happened while parked

This is what peak engineering looks like. I love this brand so much. I'm considering getting a tattoo. This is the OG, all the other imitators are plain horrible. Ducttape is the best!

I'm hiking across Ontario. It will never stop baffling me seeing the most rural houses imaginable, middle of nowhere. What's in the driveway? Tesla.

What you gonna do if it breaks down!? Walk!?

Edit: I'm learning a lot about cars in this thread :D Thanks for the feedback all!

I mean what do you do if your Jeep or Toyota breaks down!? Walk!?
- Have you ever fixed an older combustion engine vehicle? You watch a youtube video and a few hours later, you can, in most cases, at least get the car to a state so you can drive it to a mechanic. On modern combustion engine vehicles this is still possible, although a bit more difficult.
  
  Uhhh, EVs? No way you're fixing anything in there.
- Most villages have a mechanic that's used to working on the common brands/cars, if you decide to move to a rural location that's what you buy.
  
  Then again, most electric cars barely require any maintenance.
- You bring it to any garage. Where do you bring your tesla? To craigs repair shop? They can hardly fix their own cars
Huh? Charge it before that happens? Exactly like you'd get gas before you run out of it, only that you can do that at home and don't need a gas station
- Sure, but what garage do you bring it to? My friend waited 8bor so month for a windscreen replacement.