Sr Quality assurance engineer. Specializing in ui and api automation. Also admin over the qa/dev lab.
Devs/Jr qa. Its like herding cats mixed in with toddlers eating crayons.
While telling support to do their fucking job. I'm not doing your job too while you browse youtube/play games.
And no I'm not pocket IT support. File a fucking ticket you fucking pinecone.
All this while raining hellfire down on dev in the form of bug reports.
6/10 up from 5/10 because they still employee me, I got a raise and they started bringing free snacks and drinks into the break room.
edit I'm a fucking pussy compared to Fondots comment. Sorry man. I would probably headbutt a pencil over doing that.