I've unknowingly injected some wild ass noids in my time. Not fun, super dangerous. The real bad time, I luckily got warned before hand. Ended up copping something else cause there were ambulances everywhere and people freaking out all over the street, so yea, something told me not to. Whew.
I asked if it was satire because it seemed full of outlandish things. Firstly, wtf is a noid? I'm pretty sure you aren't talking about the Dominos pizza mascot from the late 80s.
What is 'i copped something else " supposed to mean? Your comment reads like an AI got high AF and wrote something to try to sound cool.