Anon preps for a hurricane

I don't care if it's fake, it's funny in a cartoon violence kinda way.

This is why beans on toast is a thing.

Putting beans in the green texts now smh

Anon is in a riot.
Anon is in a reoccurring movie bit.
Anon attempts manslaughter with dad.
Anons dad comes back from the store.
Anon eats all the hurricane food before the hurricane.

Moment le Florida Man

Fake: Anon doesn't have a dad
Gay : Anon didn't hit_on a woman

Why didn’t this woman just take the can of beans instead of the bread?

In my experience society regrettably values bread over beans. I can't talk about it or else I'm gonna start crying.
- Beans are sad emergency food.
  
  If I'm in a situation where beans are necessary, I'm awfully desperate and out of options.
Because then she would have no toast for them.
- Britain doesn't get hurricanes
very good question

curious

His face in this picture
- I can't tell how small his face is any more because of these memes
now that's a good reason to be conservative

Everyone always laughs at hitting someone in the head with a punch/can of beans/baseball bat/2x4/karate chop/whatever and knock them out. The joke being that the person will wake in ten minutes or an hour like in the movies and they'll go about living again.

In real life if you knock someone out cold with some kind of hit to their head ... you've more than likely killed them or put them in a place where they will die within the next hour or two.

That is... Incorrect, there is about a 30% death rate within one year of brain trauma but there is absolutely no data showing that someone is going to die within an hour of being knocked unconscious more often than not, especially if they are young
- I'm not saying that you're wrong. You sound like you might know what you're talking about. I just like publications and medical evidence. I trust that you won't take it the wrong way.
  
  That is... Incorrect, there is about a 30% death rate within one year of brain trauma [...]
  
  Source?
  
  [...] but there is absolutely no data showing that someone is going to die within an hour of being knocked unconscious more often than not, [...]
  
  Do you have a metastudy or something for that?
  
  especially if they are young
  
  That last sentence, do you have a source for the difference in outcome depending on the patient's age?
Being knocked out is certainly not good, but it's not automatic death like you're suggesting.
- Depends where you hit and how hard. It's the emergency shutdown because of concussion. If the concussion was too hard, it can swell and then it gets dangerous. Not to mention fragile places like temple or neck.
  
  Wdit: concussion, not convulsion
False LMFAO.

Source: semi pro snowboarder who’s been knocked out many times
- Being knocked out is literally one step before dead and can have serious aftereffects like parts of your swollen brain dying because there's too less space for a swollen brain in your skull.
  
  I too was once knocked out as a child and barfed 3 days afterwards with memory loss.
  
  Take care of yourself.
- You're actually dead and died in that second knock out .... this is purgatory and you'll be commenting like this for a few thousand years.
  
  I'm no scientist, doctor or medical professional ... I just know that its dangerous to try to knock someone's noggin really hard to try to make them pass out. Dangerous to the point that there is a good chance that it can kill someone.
- No you probably haven't been knocked out multiple times for seconds. Or you have a very rare brain condition that triggers that on light taps.
~~Skill~~ Skull issue
To market, to market went my Uncle Jim
When somebody threw a tomato at him.
Tomatoes are soft and they won't bruise the skin,
But this one killed Jim, it was wrapped in a tin.
And even if you haven't killed them outright, they can have permanent disabilities.

If you, or someone you know, gets knocked out, or experiences other symptoms of a central nervous system trauma after a hit to the head, please seek medical care immediately. It's not one those "take two aspirin and let's see how it goes in the morning" kinda things.

I'm just one person, but during my life I've seen this multiple times. I will refrain from boring you, and doxxing myself, by telling my anecdotes. Suffice it to say that I have known people who would have been dead if they hadn't gone to work with a "bad hangover", or ended up with narcolepsy or chronic encephalopathy. And that was separate people BTW.
You're going too far in the opposite direction
Relax, it's just another made up story.
Monster deserves it tho
- She just stole a loaf of bread. Her sister's child was close to death, she was starving.
So I once slipped on a puddle while jogging (in the wrong place) and hit the back of my head on sedimentary tiles.
Since I had stiffened my neck, trying to stretch it backward (yes I was doing that while jogging on wet tiles), my head hit the ground hard.
After about 2 minutes, I fainted for ~10 seconds. Was fine later.
- That's the problem with anecdotal evidence. You can always find that one person who fulfills the criteria but who's outcome doesn't match.
  
  Of course you can be fine afterwards. But there's a considerable risk that you're not, and experiencing symptoms of a traumatic head injury does warrant a visit to the hospital.

Woulda had beans on toast, but they lost the can of beans.

Crocodile dundee moment

Lemmy will make up any excuse to be violent towards women, huh?

Would've been equally as funny if it were a man..
- Try thinking, for once ever, about why they made it a woman. And why this story with extreme violenece towards women appealed to so many on Lemmy. Try thinking about why that's relevant when we have women's rights being actively eroded with Project 2025.
  
  Or don't think and stay smug in your little man cult. Be a gender narcissist and abuse women because of your delusional beliefs. Harm everyone and everything because you lack humility and honesty. Fucking cowards, all of you.
It's not from Lemmy...
- What site did it get posted to and updated on, genius?