Centipedes Don't Fuck
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The last time I left sperm packets on the ground I was branded a "pervert" and a "freak" and told to leave the restaurant immediately before they called the police.
Have you tried growing 98 more legs first?
Or at least 28 more
97
I think they always have an odd number of pairs, so 96 or 100.
You need to dress it up as geocaching.