This post is gold.
15 0 ReplyThis comment is autumn leaves.
15 0 ReplySo we rake it up into the trash bag, right?
4 0 ReplySomeone shittily draw a Lemmy leaf in MS paint so we can all award it to the leafiest of comments
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But hear me out... What if...
10 0 Reply... You just made a pic of them, slap 'em in a wallet and call it an nft.
Instantly worth 1000 bucks because I say so.
7 0 Replyonly if you find someone who wants to buy it
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Found the Golgafrinchan
9 0 ReplyYa know, it probably would be a lot easier to sanitize all the telephones if it’s just basic dirt from leaves and not trace cocaine everywhere
1 0 ReplyI think I really found my people on Lemmy.
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First impression: WTF are autism leaves?
5 0 ReplyThey told me I would never make any money as a jazz musician.
4 0 ReplyThe economist is lying
4 0 ReplyI mean, if gold is massively devalued. Don't think it'd ever be worth less than leaves, but given its actual useful properties (as opposed to its arbitrary use as a currency) gold's value should be a lot lower than it is.
3 0 Reply“Change the currency to oak leaves Greenspan!”
(extremely dated reference)
3 0 ReplyImagine brushing all these gold leaves onto a pile, then with a shovel disposing of those leaves.
2 0 ReplyI mean I make compost, so dead leaves are a commodity I'm highly looking for to aquire.
1 0 ReplyWell there was a maple syrup heist where $18 million worth of syrup was stolen.
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