Daily Discussion Thread:🎯 Sun 24 Mar 2024
Daily Discussion Thread:🎯 Sun 24 Mar 2024
It's actually Palm Sunday but I'd like to change it to Chicken Parma Sunday instead. 🐓
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The gym can be a fascinating place. Today I saw a species I haven't seen in a long time:
The "wander around flexing guy"
This particular species generally uses light weights to squat, then does a loop of the gym huffing and puffing. In what I assume is an attempted display of domination. When no one pays any attention to him, he may repeat the loop and extend his arms out to assume a larger stature.
This character also never puts his stuff back.
Oh I saw their sister species, the "do laps of the block revving the engine" guy last night.
This particular species, generally drives a fancy car they definitely can't afford, although they have occasionally been spotted in Holden's, usually red in colour. They usually slam on the brakes at the first sight of an orange light just for another opportunity to rev their engine until it sounds like it's on the verge of exploding. Other dropkick behaviours including (but not limited to): cat calling women, speeding, blasting doof doof, running red lights, cutting people off, and trying to run pedestrians over had also been observed in a large portion of them.
This character almost always drives either a red or yellow car.
Oh I went to high school with that sub type. It's amazing to see them grow up and still act the exact same way.
I remember I was walking around with my white girlfriend and one of those guys yells out "pick a white guy next time".
Classic.
"Thanks for the advice, but you aren't my type!"
The less said about their behaviour towards cyclists the better. In my youth, the car to be afraid of was a yellow Merc driven by a fat man smoking a cigar. Or any car driven by someone wearing a hat. Does this still apply?