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What (naughty) fun have you been up to this week? (from 8th January to 14th January)

Whether sexy or non-sexy, let us know what naughty fun you've been up to this past week :-)

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  • Date night with my better half w/overnight hotel suite stay included 😉

    Let's see. Drove off with wifey dressed all sexy: high black boots, and an off shoulder mindress that was to die for. I had packed some supplies beforehand: favorite vibrator, dildo, condoms (just in case), camera tripod, and a laptop.

    Stopped by the hotel to check-in right after sunset. Checked out our room: nice, ample steam shower stall, good sized tub, and plenty of mirrors everywhere ✔️ we were already taking mental note of where we were going to get frisky later that night.

    Left our room and made our second stop of the night for a couples massage. The vanilla kind, but still worth it. Funny enough, wifey commented afterwards how come I always get the sexy, young masseuse and she gets the older matrons 😉

    Watching her strip down for the massage was such a turn on. Pair that with the fact that I had some taken a couple of the 🔵 💊, I was mildly concerned about the "flip". I don't know you all but massages turn me on big time. Crisis averted, though. I managed to keep the erection at bay.

    By the way, awesome time getting pampered in a quiet and relaxing ambience. Highly recommend it if you are looking to do something before getting it on with your SO or date.

    Massage ✅. Off to dinner, a little salsa dancing, and a drink or two. Excellent local spot with a caribbean vibe. It was very cold over the weekend, so the place was not packed as usual. We had our full and headed back out for the hotel ready to get kinky.

    That's when I started getting super turned out and maybe a little handsy --responsibly, while driving. I had super easy access to her bra. Her boobs were free 5 minutes into our drive. Groping them one handed, and suckling on her perky nipples at every stop light I had a chance on. PS. If we "accidentally" flashed you while you were driving around Saturday night, sorry not sorry.

    By the time we got to the hotel I was feeling like a teenager. I had such a hard on I could barley walk (🔵 💊 remember?).

    Things got interesting immediately once on the elevator. Luckily our suite was right next to them --she rushed out on the hallway, breasts hanging out, and into the room.

    We tried to slow play it a bit, knowing that we wanted to "milk" every second we had to ourselves. I setup the TV and put some porn playlists from my laptop, setup her toys on the nightstand, and opened all the black out curtains, and dimmed the lights a bit.

    All the while she went to the ladies room to touch herself up 😉 and change into something more comfortable.

    ... alright so, have I gotten y'all's attention? Should I continue?

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