Most interesting and/or funny trading stories?

I had a very interesting thing happen last night. I was running an arbitration and a fellow in the squad began typing in chat like he was a s car salesman.

"Like what you see? [Nataruk crita-satisis] only 10k p." "Turn your Nataruk into a lawnmower for a limited time only, going quick!"

I couldn't help but laugh at the guy, because for one he was on a different console, so I can't buy his riven if I wanted to, and secondly the guy went down three separate times and needed to be revived.

What are some interesting trade related encounters and chats you guys have experienced?