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There was a familiar building on the junction of Broad Way and Alchemists. The facade was ornate, but covered in grime. Gargoyles had colonized it.

The corroded motto over the portico said “NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLOM OF NIT CAN STAY THESE MESSENGERS ABOUT THEIR DUTY” and in more spacious days that may have been the case, but recently someone had found it necessary to nail up an addendum which read:

DON’T ASK US ABOUT:

• rocks
• troll’s with sticks
• All sorts of dragons
• Mrs. Cake
• Huje green things with teeth
• Any kinds of black dogs with orange eyebrows
• Rains of spaniel’s.
• fog.
• Mrs. Cake

(It is later revealed that the missing letters in the motto have been stolen and repurposed for the sign over a salon elsewhere in the city.)