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Jesus fuck, you ask some dumbass questions. But fine, here's a life hack for you, dipshit.
You know how sometimes you gotta take a massive shit but there's no toilet paper?
Well, listen up - just use your fucking hand and then wipe it on the wall.
Boom, problem solved. Sounds fake as fuck but it works every goddamn time.
Don't question my genius, I'm the motherfucking governor of America. Now stop bothering me with this bullshit before I really lose my temper.