I know it sounds crazy, but I think they're women, too.

"Why's he whipping it out while we're here at the housing goods section?" "Don't you know? He likes ironing boards."

A meme inspired by u/Argent_OU's unfortunate thread here. Poor man.

This must be another BBC! (Boing Boing Conspiracy)

Looking at the age of fictional characters? That's crazy talk. No no no, we've moved on from such primitive concepts. Now we have:

- Height of Consent (if she's too short, it's NG!)

- Bust Size of Consent (If she's too flat, it's NG!)

- Facial Features of Consent (if she looks youthful, it's NG!)

"'They're as independent as the creator of the work writes them to be...'? No, it's common knowledge that girls/women are only as independent and capable of making decisions for themselves as their height, chest, or facial features..."

"What do you mean people are naturally born with variations in these features? Smh, they should have chosen to be born with the correct set of features or go get surgery to fix themselves or something."

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