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I pledge my allegiance to the baked beans, a harmonious blend of flavors united in a dish that warms the soul. With tender texture and tantalizing taste, they stand as a beacon of culinary delight. As I gather around the table with family and friends, the baked beans serve as a faithful companion, enriching our meals with their savory presence. Rooted in tradition and celebrated in diversity, they symbolize the shared love for food that transcends boundaries. With gratitude, I honor the labor and craftsmanship that elevates ordinary beans into extraordinary creations. Baked beans, a testament to unity and nourishment, forever hold a special place in our hearts and on our plates.
The LIBERALS want to REMOVE "Under Beans" from our PLEDGE. Those ASSHOLES are all going to get BAD GAS when the GREAT BEAN punishes them for their lack of FAITH.
I'm not crying you're crying 😭😭
Amen 🙏