The Onion is sold to new firm known as Global Tetrahedron
The Onion is sold to new firm known as Global Tetrahedron
https://global-tetrahedron.com/about
Hmm, I wonder why this shadowy organization sounds so... familiar?
https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Atheonion.com+"global+tetrahedron"
I think it might be safe to file this one under "Good News." It sounds like everyone kept their jobs and the union is intact.
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It sounds like it’s going to be great for The Onion! They’re bringing back ONN!
28 1 ReplyOh, fuck, yeah! That shit was great!
For those who don’t want to click the link to Twitter:
Ben Collins:
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.
We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.
Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.
Edit: in honor of this news, I would like to share my very favorite The Onion article, and, IMHO, the best one ever written by them:
29 0 ReplyI taste cocaine when I read that
10 0 ReplyI taste cocaine every time I read that! It’s one of the defining elements of the article, and it’s not mentioned once. They capture it really well.
9 0 Reply