ok, I'm the one who hasn't slept how the fuck am I more on the ball than every single fckn person I've spoken to today
^no you can't send a text message to that fixed landline mate why the fuck don't you just text the mobile number directly linked to the fortinet account? No ma'am I don't know "Ray" who fixes your computers, nor do I know his number, you will need to speak to Ray about your firewalls no I can't fucking change your firewall I have no bloody access^
ok dude no I don't care that you changed your media library server from Monkey Fartbuckets to Sealion Orgy that has nothing to do with the fact our Qnap box is offline
I wish I understood what you're saying.. sounds stressful! Me, I am simple.. I peel the potat, make the pasta and lasagna and wash the dish backs away bowing and smiling and making vaguely grovelling hand gestures