I've decided to quit my job move to a small seaside town where I will befriend local characters, take on a strange job that pays pennies, and live in a quaint shack. I'll also only wear light colours and linen clothes with white plimsolls, and maybe I'll even let my Scottish curls grow.
See you suckers later, it's me and my seaside dream from here on out.
Alberton is still relatively cheap and my old neighbours are selling an original fixer upper. Local characters live there and they're all pretty wholesome.