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For whomever it was that liked the llama
Oh that’s lovely
is that a count dracula llama?
Yes…
Stay calmer
When you wanna harm a llama
Call a llama farmer!True story. Last year at a bar I met Australia's biggest llama guy. He was in Melbourne before his flight to Peru to conduct llama business. I bought him a cocktail and gave him a shoulder massage (I was wasted af). He gave me his card but I don't think I have it anymore
and gave him a shoulder massage (I was wasted af).
AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I can't breathe, I actually cackled so suddenly and loudly I started the cat and my partner. Holy shit 😂😂😂😂😂
Dude. No words 🦙🍹
I'd be jealous too if I was u
Ok, how did you get from talking, to giving him a massage?
When I get rly drunk I just start asking people if they want shoulder massages. Lots accept. That night I also gave cute female colleague a shoulder massage that I was much more keen on
You bought him a cocktail and he got a massage. He had a great night then didn't he?
That’s astonishing.
🦙🦙🦆 you are now responsible for my probable 3am brain worm
WTF! Shut up indeed 🦙🦙🦙x 1000
Ahhahhahahahah
I just really love horrible histories tbh, and that jingle just lives in my head rent free.
Have you seen Charles II? He's a fire stoppah
Jane grey
I s2g if pachacuti gets stuck in my head again....
Oh man that's such an insidious earworm haha
My fav is the Charles Darwin one tbh
I had tudors stuck in my head last weekend cleaning the greenhouse. Extremely surreal