She went down head first. Yikes. Reminds me of the Nutty Putty cave incident. If you don't know about it and want to be deeply unsettled for the next few days
Hot damn, angel fire lol. I became a huge internet nerd around 1999-2000 when I broke my femur and had a long recovery. Surprised I never stumbled across this back then. Welp, time to waste the morning at work reading through this ancient text. Thanks for the link!