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Teleporting Dr. Pepper can, so I can off tyrants, right wing nuts and dictators every 14.5h by summoning them inside their heads.
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Not getting cancer sounds cool too
If you can control any Milliliter of water, you can easily shred up people's brains.
That's close quarters. I can do more damage from far away with Dr. Peppers.
Why close quarters? It gives no range, you could be watching live TV while assassinating people accross the world sitting on your couch drinking a dr pepper.
I guess my point is I can think of other useful things to do by controlling a milliliter of water than dr. Pepper teleportation. Plus you have to wait a half day to kill again, I can theoretically kill one after another.
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