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Hong Kong's health secretary says the territory could build a non-smoking culture if "everyone stares in disapproval" at people who light up where they shouldn't.

"Other platforms cannot replace it," said a senior member of the Taliban in a tweet, explaining that Meta is "intolerant."

Mark Zuckerberg has been approached by the Italian government about fighting Elon Musk at Rome's Colosseum.

Climate change protesters dropped their pants at the Massachusetts Statehouse during a debate on a proposed tax relief package Thursday to bring attention to what they say is the need for swifter action against the use of fossil fuels.

One in five Americans is diagnosed with depression, but the spike varies state by state, with a big portion located in Appalachia.

The internet has wholly debunked claims over the so-called 'first product of the quantum processing algorithm.'

Comcast blasted for seeking "loopholes" in rule requiring disclosure of all fees.

"I was positively surprised how well it worked," said one attendee.

Martha Stewart slammed remote work culture, saying in an interview with the magazine Footwear News, that people cannot “possibly get everything done working three days a week in the office and two days remotely.”